Definitions by J's A's

Bidet 

The act of spitting a fluid into your partner's asshole.

"Do you want to try out these new waterproof sheets?" "Sure, only if we play bidet tonight." "What's bidet?" "My face is the bidet and this drink is the fluid" (holds up 44oz Mt. Dew from 7-11)

Bidet by J's A's August 1, 2019