Basic Snitch

A person who is an old fashioned, basic ass tattletale.

That Basic Snitch, Ellen just told the boss that I took my sick days to fuck my side boy.

by Izzabella Martini August 03, 2018

Bargoyle

That person who sits at the corner of the bar quietly on their phone and barely moves like a statue or gargoyle.
Usually a devout regular and never changes their order.

Oh Benny? He's a bargoyle. My easiest customer.

by Izzabella Martini March 22, 2017

Parodyoke

When you do an impression of someone who's failing miserably at karaoke.

I don’t really love karaoke but I go to do parodyoke.

by Izzabella Martini January 19, 2018