Definitions by Izzabella Martini

Basic Snitch 

A person who is an old fashioned, basic ass tattletale.

That Basic Snitch, Ellen just told the boss that I took my sick days to fuck my side boy.

Basic Snitch by Izzabella Martini August 3, 2018

Parodyoke 

When you do an impression of someone who's failing miserably at karaoke.

I don’t really love karaoke but I go to do parodyoke.

Parodyoke by Izzabella Martini May 3, 2018

Bargoyle 

That person who sits at the corner of the bar quietly on their phone and barely moves like a statue or gargoyle.
Usually a devout regular and never changes their order.

Oh Benny? He's a bargoyle. My easiest customer.

Bargoyle by Izzabella Martini March 22, 2017