1 definition by Ivan Von Winklestein the 3rd

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After beating off, and you realise that you have no tissue in near you to wipe up your cum, this is the walk you do to get to the bathroom when you don't want to spill any cum on the floor.
Pervert: I just exploded on to myself, but I need some toilet paper to wipe up my juice. I better commence my crab walkin'.
by Ivan Von Winklestein the 3rd June 19, 2005

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