Yarp Yarp (or Specimen Yarp) is an abomination created from a freak incident involving a spider, a hammer, a basketball and a bathtub. Formerly known as Kenny Hotz, this creature is an untamed beast that can only be controlled by being fed used tampons.
You don't fuck with Yarp Yarp!
Yarp Yarp: Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
a. The act of a rockstar sliding accross the stage on his/her knees. (Usually accompanied by a powerful scream)
b. The single most powerful weapon in any rocker's arsenal.
Dude, check out that massive powerslide! He totally rocked that stage!
Damn Frederick, that powerslide was the pinnacle of that rockshow performance.
Person one: What can we do to make our band better?
Person two: Bust out the power slide. It's the single most powerful weapon in any rocker's arsenal.
Person one: Yea man, this is why we keep you in the band!
The feeling you get AFTER eating food from McDonalds.
1. Dude, I hope you have a change of shorts for me... I feel a mac attack coming on