Inventor not practitioner's definitions

V.P. Blowjob

V.P. stands for Vomit Poop, also called, "The Vice President". A V.P. is when, whilst tossing the lover's salad, the recipient has a bowel movement of substantial size. The blow-ee, unfazed, proceeds to give the log a blow job. The recipient is careful not to pinch off the loaf as long as possible. The blow-ee deep throats the mud monkey until vomiting is induced. The blow-ee is then obligated to gargle his or her own vomit while blowing. Hence, both parties are fully aroused and ready to move on to more hardcore shit.

Hey baby, I just finished a half pound block of cheese. I'm ready for that V.P. Blowjob.

by Inventor not practitioner January 4, 2010