1 definition by Innocent Bystander Guy

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Taking a shower only once every two weeks, or never.
Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?

Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.
by Innocent Bystander Guy September 09, 2010
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