2 definitions by Ian Porto

Power Boner

When you get a boner not out of attraction to something or someone, but to power over someone.

"I just gave my girlfriend an ultimatum"
"why do you have a boner?"
"dude, its a power boner because of the power i hold over someone"

by Ian Porto June 4, 2022

A person of group of persons who get no bitches, are a little pudgy, and own a macbook or any apple product for that matter

"yeah i get no bitches, am a little pudgy, and own a macbook"
"seamussy moment L"

by Ian Porto September 3, 2022