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A Virgin Chronic Masturbating Loser, found in the South of England.

Fat, Lonely, Insecure, and typically has a gargantuan nose. Should avoid at all costs, unless you want to be on his "Black Mail List".
"You see that Virgin Loser over there, Devon?"

"Oh, you mean Callum Reid?"
by ILikeMikeAndHisEggs August 15, 2017
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