1 definition by I. M. Pantsless

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a disused house brick with eyes and a bad mullet.

if Billy Ray Cyrus (please excuse my spelling, i don't speak fluent redneck) had sex with a house brick and by some crazy magic the brick got pregnant, it would give birth to kurt russel.

by I. M. Pantsless September 05, 2007

Buy a Kurt Russel mug!