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Action Dan

A guy who will fuck anything with a heartbeat, and has to tell everybody.

"I woke up drunk as a skunk in a strange barnyard. I had one of those morning boners. Then I heard some noise coming from the livestock pens, so I jumped the fence and went all 'Action Dan' on a goat. I don't know why I'm telling you this."

by I wanna drive the Zamboni February 5, 2007