I simp for mr krabs's definitions

Nofaphobia

The fear of notifications.

Person 1 I hate these notifications I'm getting! I'm turning these stupid things off.
Person 2 Dude, I think you have nofaphobia.

by I simp for mr krabs April 23, 2021

Brawl Stars

A good mobile game that requires pay to win, just like all the other Supercell games.

Jerry: Hey bob, do you play brawl stars?
Bob: Yes, I put $1000 into it and got nothing and now I'm starting to go bankrupt.
Jerry: Oh...

by I simp for mr krabs November 2, 2020