I have to goddammit I'm a poet's definitions

P.B.R. Shelley

n. 1. Someone who waxes poetic primarily when drunk on cheap beer. 2. Someone who imagines himself as such, but is only annoying the shit out of all his friends.

Lucy: "David, I don't know why you have to drink so much Jagermeister and then talk fucking nonsense."

David: "I have to Goddammit, I'm a poet!"

Rob: "Yes. A regular P.B.R. Shelley."

by I have to goddammit I'm a poet December 15, 2008