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Detroit Red Wings 

The worst team in NHL history. The youngest person on the team is the coach. Often called on as a person's favorite team due to them doing well. Also known as a bandwagoner.
Anyone who likes this team should go kill themselves
Joe: Who do you want to win the Stanley Cup? I want Pittsburgh to win.
Tyler: I want the Detroit Red Wings to win. Marian Hossa is my hero.
Joe. I thought Boston was your favorite team?
Tyler: Just because I like Boston doesn't mean they're my favorite team. Detroit is the best team in the NHL.

(Prior to this Tyler said "Mark my words Boston will win the stanley cup)