1 definition by I am vegan

There are three types of vegans:
The one that reveals themselves as the conversation goes;
The one that you know is vegan straight away;
The definition of insanity over something normal for humans;
"Hi, Jane, would you like to come to my bbq party tonight?" "No, sorry I won't"
"Why is that?" "I don't eat meat."

"Hi, Rick!" "I am vegan"

*already at a party*
"Would you like me to give you some steak?" "No, I am vegan!" "Then why are you here?" "Don't question me you dirty animal, I am gonna kill you for the deaths you've taken. These animals want to live!"
by I am vegan April 14, 2019
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