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eastwooding

The act of speaking to an empty chair. Made famous by Clint Eastwood, speaking to an invisible President Obama in an empty chair at the 2012 Republican National Convention.

Some guy: Dude, are you talking to yourself?
Me: No, I'm eastwooding the sofa!

by I am Chuck f*#)# Norris! August 31, 2012