I Love Mixing Salad's definitions

Pokemon Liquid

A "Pokemon Liquid" is sweat, gas, and babies made while playing Pokemon GO

Man, Eli was working up some hard Pokemon Liquid looking for a Mewtwo.

by I Love Mixing Salad July 30, 2016

Teakettle Laugh

When someone laughs so hard that they sound like a teakettle.

Guy #1: Did you hear Claybee's teakettle laugh?
Guy #2: Yeah, after 8 seconds only dogs could hear it.

by I Love Mixing Salad June 12, 2017

sock porn

porn of guys using a sock as a condom.

dicks are referred to as sock cocks

Guy 1: Have you ever watched sock porn?

Guy 2: Nah, I don't enjoy sock cock that much

by I Love Mixing Salad February 18, 2017