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Abzulotsende 

When your hands become one with butter and keep missing the fucking letters where your auto correct finally lost its shit and gave a word THAT DOESNT EVEN FUCKING EXIST. The gods have finally given up on us and including the thing that helps us type.
“Oh no I accidentally did a abzulotsende !” — you, a total fucking dumbass

Dude wtf.” — Your friend who’s tired of you.