3 definitions by I’m doing your mom

Seizaversery

The anniversary of one’s first seizure. Popular due to epilepsy or your just really messed up.

A day dedicated to doing absolutely fucking nothing! DO NOT MOVE! Pajamas are required and don’t shower!

Dave- “I’m taking a Shayne Day!”
Shayne- “Why?”
Dave- “Because I’m fucking tired from fucking your mom!”

A day completely dedicated to doing absolutely fucking nothing! Pajamas allowed all day, don’t shower and make sure everyone get things for you.

Dave- “I’m taking a Shayne Day!”
Shayne- “Why?”
Dave- “Because I’m fucking tired for fucking your mom (rugburn) !”