Definitions by I'M CRISPY AS FUCK SON

Crispy As Fuck 

The sate of being so absurdly baller' that you surpass any level of baller' any other baller' may be.

Baller1: "Son, are you going to the great lawn today?"
Baller2: "HELL YES BRO, I'm CRISPY AS FUCK"

Crispy As Fuck by I'M CRISPY AS FUCK SON May 4, 2009