2 definitions by Hugh Klump
The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.
When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.
by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008
During a chair bomb explosion, the instantaneous release of ass particles in the form of a heavy gas capable of severe collateral damage to the olfactory nerves of nearby victims. This is a leading cause of chair pollution.
The strange odor that Jessica noticed while asking Jason a question was the result of Cletus' ass debris that was still present from his earlier visit.
Mary's nose wrinkled in confusion when she flopped down on the guest chair in Jason's office seconds after Tom deposited his ass debris into the chair and ran to the bathroom.
Mary's nose wrinkled in confusion when she flopped down on the guest chair in Jason's office seconds after Tom deposited his ass debris into the chair and ran to the bathroom.
by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008