Definitions by Hugh Dickson

watermelen 

A magical, massive green fruit that tastes exactly and also the opposite of how its pronounced

Me: You want some watermelen?

Friend: Sure

Me: *Gives watermelen

Friend: What is this? This isnt watermelon!

Me: You're pronouncing it wrong

Friend: *Unconscious and foaming at the mouth

Me: *laughs maniacaly

watermelen by Hugh Dickson May 4, 2020