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Definitions by Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.
I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.
Hot Smurf by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016

Hot Wing 

Sexual Act: Stimulating the penis by placing it in the crease of the elbow, folding your arm and flapping up and down in a chicken wing motion.
This party is lame, do you just want a hot wing in the bathroom and then leave?
I've got spunk crusted into my arm hairs from giving Kevin a hot wing earlier.
Hot Wing by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016