Secretariat

A once-famous , now-forgotten horse from somewhere in Virginia.
-Man, did you see the new Secretariat statue in Ashland by RMC?

-Yeah. Wow. That has to be the butt ugliest statue of all time. It’s disproportionate, obscenely large, and it’s oriented in such a manner that every passerby has to look up its ass. What a tremendous waste of money.
by Horse’s Ass 1 May 29, 2024
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