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Definitions by Hook Me Choob

Jack Sparrow Syndrome 

When your inner-compass points you toward that which you most desire.

Especially used when a guy is going after booty.
"Dude, there's so many good girls for him, but he's too vain."

"Well, he isn't wrong; he's just got Jack Sparrow Syndrome."
Jack Sparrow Syndrome by Hook Me Choob September 17, 2016

Captain Jack Syndrome 

When your inner compass points you towards booty, the thing you most desire.
Nick: Damn, what was up with Rob last night? Never seen him hunt a girl so hard.
Mike: Ah dude, she is the hottest girl in school! That booty gave him Captain Jack Syndrome.