Definitions by Honey badger

Poop Sherpa 

Clingy dog who believes they are needed to help guid you through your bathroom experience. Dutifully stays by your side always.

When you have a dog, you are used to having a shadow even on the toilet. Your own personal Poop Sherpa to help you through number two.

Poop Sherpa by Honey badger July 24, 2019

Dick blanket

When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.

That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.

Dick blanket by Honey badger January 14, 2013