1 definition by Hola Susan!
A bad asian is an asian who has an american name, such as Susan or Jessie. This person may have big eyes, a perfect smile, or will occasionally dress like a lumberjack. When it is cold, bad asians will sleep with lots and lots of blankets. Bad asians favorite sport is soccer and they try to learn spanish instead of their native language.
by Hola Susan! January 23, 2009