Hilda's Grand's definitions

Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.

Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.

by Hilda's Grand October 31, 2011