Hic Nocker's definitions
Minnesota mogwai placing a mogwai (Gizmo from the movie Gremlins) in your or someone else's anus and then feeding it after midnight, or exposing it to water, or sunlight. To derive sexual pleasure or as punishment .
My girlfriend caught me screwing her sister and said" If you want to stay together your atonement is the Minnesota Mogwai...."
My girlfriends all butt hurt because the Minnesota Mogwai kinda went sideways last night.
My girlfriends all butt hurt because the Minnesota Mogwai kinda went sideways last night.
by Hic Nocker August 13, 2025
Get the Minnesota mogwaimug.