1 definition by Her royally awesome royal awesomeness, Bridgett Dockray

To soil oneself is to shit thy pants.
To soil anything else is to get it dirty.
Because soil is....
DIRT!

And excrement.
bwahahaha I said excrement.
Did I spell that right?
God damn it...

Oh yeah, for all you illiterate asswipes out there, exrement is also shit. Shit, like what you wipe off asses, asswipe motherfuckers.
PAHHhahaa
"Damn it,I've soiled myself"
"You've gone and soiled my carpet with your dirty ass shoes, you bastard" (soiling things is generally a no-no folks. DOWN WITH THE SOIL!)
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