To soil oneself is to shit thy pants.
To soil anything else is to get it dirty.
Because soil is....
DIRT!
And excrement.
bwahahaha I said excrement.
Did I spell that right?
God damn it...
Oh yeah, for all you illiterate asswipes out there,
exrement is also
shit. Shit, like what you wipe off asses, asswipe motherfuckers.
PAHHhahaa
