1 definition by Heptonitis

heptonitis

When such person with the last name “Hepton” is sick for my multiple days out of the week. A sickness so uncontrollable that it cripples you to the point where you are put on disability.

“You coming into work tomorrow man?”
“Not gonna happen guy, I got Heptonitis”

by Heptonitis August 27, 2021