bad blowjob

When an experience that should be exquisite turns out to be unpleasant.

"I went and saw the Replacements, but they were so drunk they couldn't finish a song."
"That's a bad blowjob."

by Henry Flower October 10, 2007

fellatio malo

A hipster twist on "bad blowjob," when an experience that should be exciting turns into a drag.

"Oh, man, I dropped the joint and can't find it."
"Fellatio malo."

by Henry Flower October 10, 2007