Henry Flower's definitions

bad blowjob

When an experience that should be exquisite turns out to be unpleasant.

"I went and saw the Replacements, but they were so drunk they couldn't finish a song."
"That's a bad blowjob."

by Henry Flower October 26, 2007

fellatio malo

A hipster twist on "bad blowjob," when an experience that should be exciting turns into a drag.

"Oh, man, I dropped the joint and can't find it."
"Fellatio malo."

by Henry Flower October 26, 2007