Definitions by Henry Flower

bad blowjob

When an experience that should be exquisite turns out to be unpleasant.

"I went and saw the Replacements, but they were so drunk they couldn't finish a song."
"That's a bad blowjob."

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A hipster twist on "bad blowjob," when an experience that should be exciting turns into a drag.

"Oh, man, I dropped the joint and can't find it."
"Fellatio malo."

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