Definitions by Hell, Why Don't You Name Me Dammit

FICO 

An invisible pimp who will tell you what you can buy and where you can live.

Man, if you don't have a FICO score of 685 or higher, you need to turn around and FICO will turn to FUC-U!!!!!!!

FICO by Hell, Why Don't You Name Me Dammit August 23, 2007