Harvard Grad and Professor at Yale- Howard Glazier's definitions

juliapotamus

a very large herbivorous 4-toed chiefly aquatic artiodactyl mammal of suburban America with an extremely large head and mouth, bare and very thick grayish skin, and short legs; Often found feeding on Cocoa Puffs, guacoamole, and other snacks;

Etymology: Latin, literally translating to 'snuggle bunny'

The juliapotamus lay in wake, resting after her fifth meal of the day.

by Harvard Grad and Professor at Yale- Howard Glazier January 26, 2003