Definitions by Harry Kovert

The K9's Kobblas 

dogs bollocks mutt's nuts

Those ltd edition air force ones - they're the K9's kobblas fam.

The K9's Kobblas by Harry Kovert August 16, 2019

Ghost Turd 

Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.

Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"

Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"

Ghost Turd by Harry Kovert February 14, 2014