2 definitions by Hard Pork Corn
The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.
by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019
Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.
Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked
Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.
Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked
Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.
Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.
by Hard Pork Corn May 25, 2019