Definitions by Happy A tha Clown

Cock Crumper 

When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.

Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!

Cock Crumper by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009