kabloosh

The sound made when a large sized turd hits water.

(sound of a person straining a lot more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloosh!

by Happenstance May 04, 2010

bloop

The sound made when a narrow turd hits water.

(sound of a person breathing a bit heavily... a brief pause.. ) bloop!

by Happenstance May 04, 2010

'F' for effort

Not quite up to the standards of 'E' for effort. Sarcastic comment or insult. A person hearing it may reply "Didn't you mean 'E' for effort?" You may or may not want to respond "No."

Well, wasn't that special. I give you an 'F' for effort.

by happenstance November 18, 2012

kabloop

The sound made when a medium-large sized turd hits water.

(sound of a person straining a bit more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloop!

by Happenstance May 04, 2010

dabloop

The sound made when a medium sized turd hits water.

(sound of a person straining... a brief pause.. ) dabloop!

by Happenstance May 04, 2010

splaush

The sound made when a normal turd hits water.

(sound of a person breathing a bit abnormally... a brief pause.. ) splaush!

by Happenstance May 04, 2010

plople

The sound made when a curved turd hits water.

(sound of a person breathing a bit heavily... a brief pause.. ) plople!

by Happenstance May 04, 2010