Definitions by Hans Olmaicok and Peter Beter
Scorch muffins
n. a state or being which results when the rectum releases volcanic or searing excrement.
i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.
i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.
"Dude, I ate a wicked-hot chicken finger sub, so I had to drop a deuce and now I have major scorch muffins."
Scorch muffins by Hans Olmaicok and Peter Beter December 19, 2008