Definitions by Handsome Jeff

wet seal 

The act of enhancing the sound of your fart while in the showr by pressing your ass up against the tiles.

This morning I unleashed a monster wet seal.

wet seal by Handsome Jeff February 7, 2005

ruttle 

A ruttle is when a man is sitting in a particular position, so that his fart cannot pass out the back of his ass, so it escapes from underneath his testicles, therefore vibrating them.

Everytime i fart in my office chair, I ruttle

ruttle by Handsome Jeff February 7, 2005