Handsome Jeff's definitions

ruttle

A ruttle is when a man is sitting in a particular position, so that his fart cannot pass out the back of his ass, so it escapes from underneath his testicles, therefore vibrating them.

Everytime i fart in my office chair, I ruttle

by Handsome Jeff February 7, 2005

wet seal

The act of enhancing the sound of your fart while in the showr by pressing your ass up against the tiles.

This morning I unleashed a monster wet seal.

by Handsome Jeff February 7, 2005