Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short)'s definitions

OFC

Acronym for Outta fucking control, if an individual or group of people have little or no control and are endangering themselves then they are out of fucking control, an expressive acronym used alongside humour to laugh at ones misfortune.

Person 1: oy diver look at that guy on skis he is OFC
Person 2: fuckin oath

Person 1: Tristan did u shit your pants again from consuming to much alcohol
Person 2: yes can I borrow your towel

by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 24, 2004

Hag

A metaphor for representing women who make it their living to be the biggest bitch possible, symptoms include, cheating, lying, rudeness and a depraved pattern of living.

Person A: that chick with the moon tan is the biggest Hag, she cheated on you with me
Person B: don’t worry man she is just a Hag

by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 24, 2004