9 definitions by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short)

Acronym for Outta fucking control, if an individual or group of people have little or no control and are endangering themselves then they are out of fucking control, an expressive acronym used alongside humour to laugh at ones misfortune.
Person 1: oy diver look at that guy on skis he is OFC
Person 2: fuckin oath

Person 1: Tristan did u shit your pants again from consuming to much alcohol
Person 2: yes can I borrow your towel
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Acronym for: ‘Crying And Masturbating’. Derived from an emotion or feeling one has after coming to terms with the absence of a goal or achievement desired (most commonly entailing the female species). In its defined form to cry over something while at the same time masturbating over it, commonly used as a humorous antic to express to others the extreme brutality of ones failure.
2. CAM town, Used to represent an upcoming or past event where individuals at this event will either be CAMing or an individual will be CAMing about making an appearance at this event.
1.
Person A: I really wanted to load that woman over there
Person B: you are an ugly mut and you have no chance
Person A: when I get home im gonna cam over that woman

2.
Person A: Cottams BBQ was the biggest CAMtown known to mankind
Person B: agreed
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