Poonch

The act of coitus. To fornicate. To have sex. To make-a-sexytime like Borat says.

When I get bail and finally get home, ffs, no bullshit homie, all she wants me to do is fold her in half and Poonch her in her Jeet with my weenuk / weenuck!

by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 July 18, 2024

PUTCH

CANADIAN PRARIE REGION URBAN SYNONYM FOR A VERY WORN-IN VAGINAL GAPE. THE PUTCH ITSELF IS TYPICALLY ACCOMPANIED BY AN AQUATIC TYPE OF ROTTED FETID SCENT, THE TYPE ONE WOULD GENERALLY ASSOCIATE WITH DECOMPOSING AQUATIC FLESH.

THAT ONE SLOPPY PUTCH BETWEEN BERTHAS PATCHY & HAIRY LEGS IS OUT OF MEDIEVAL TORTURE FOLKLORE

by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 October 31, 2023