Guywiththegoldentube's definitions

Ellinor

She turns boys into men, she is very supportive, she is an amazing friend, a great lover, complete and total wifematerial with a smile that lights up the room and a laugh that will make you melt away, she is usually a redhead but likes to dye it so that other girls aren't completely outclassed (heart of gold!).
If the Ellinor also has big titties she is as rare as they get.

Retard: Child birth is one of the most amazing things in the world!
John: Then you havent met an Ellinor!!

by Guywiththegoldentube March 2, 2018