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Ass Puppet

A term of endearment used by closers to define the cute little sales-monkeys who close 3-4 a month. An individual who has a tendency to underwhelm. One who doesn't accept high-value performance based bets because he/she knows they will lose at least $1,000.00.

a: "Hey, did you hear about Hergert and his 3 sales?" "Yeah, what an Ass Puppet."

by Guy On Internet May 21, 2008