2 definitions by Guy Fieri's Left Eyebrow
JORDYN FENEZ S U C K S!!!!!! SHE ALWAYS POOPS ALL OVER MY HOUSE AND NEVER CLEANS IT UP!!!! ONCE, SHE ATE MY SON!!! SHE DIDN'T EVEN REGURGITATE HIM BACK UP AND APOLOGIZE; SHE JUST BURPED!! like a P I G!!! also once she ate a waffle and then threw it up on the president. She's a bad influence on your children. She will sACRIFICE THEM TO SOME UNHOLY-LOOKIN BUG THAT'S TWICE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!! SHE ALMOST DID IT TO ME!!! THEN I DIED!!!!!!! BECAUSE SHE ATE ME!!!!!!!! >:(
some random person: ew i stepped in dog s h i t
everyone that has ever talked to jordyn fenez even once: NO!!!!! IT'S PROBABLY CRAP LEFT THERE BY JORDYN FENEZ! SHE ALWAYS DUMPS HER FECES ALL OVER MY YARD AND NEVER CLEANS IT UP! IT WAS HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
random person: ok damn
everyone that has ever talked to jordyn fenez even once: NO!!!!! IT'S PROBABLY CRAP LEFT THERE BY JORDYN FENEZ! SHE ALWAYS DUMPS HER FECES ALL OVER MY YARD AND NEVER CLEANS IT UP! IT WAS HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
random person: ok damn
by Guy Fieri's Left Eyebrow August 20, 2017
Emilie-Marie is a person who likes pugs. Like,, alot. And pickles. She is a girl who only goes to her friend's house to take her pickles. Consider getting her to do your chores in exchange for cheese. She is tall, has brown hair and freckles, and she SUCKS!!!11!!!1!!!1!!! >:((( jk ily emilie mmwwah :)
Some guy: Hi
Other guy: My name is emilie-marie
Some guy: shut up you a r s e!!!1!!11!!1!!! you aren't BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH to be emilie-marie!!1!!1!!!!!1!!!
Other guy: My name is emilie-marie
Some guy: shut up you a r s e!!!1!!11!!1!!! you aren't BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH to be emilie-marie!!1!!1!!!!!1!!!
by Guy Fieri's Left Eyebrow August 17, 2017