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JORDYN FENEZ S U C K S!!!!!! SHE ALWAYS POOPS ALL OVER MY HOUSE AND NEVER CLEANS IT UP!!!! ONCE, SHE ATE MY SON!!! SHE DIDN'T EVEN REGURGITATE HIM BACK UP AND APOLOGIZE; SHE JUST BURPED!! like a P I G!!! also once she ate a waffle and then threw it up on the president. She's a bad influence on your children. She will sACRIFICE THEM TO SOME UNHOLY-LOOKIN BUG THAT'S TWICE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!! SHE ALMOST DID IT TO ME!!! THEN I DIED!!!!!!! BECAUSE SHE ATE ME!!!!!!!! >:(
some random person: ew i stepped in dog s h i t
everyone that has ever talked to jordyn fenez even once: NO!!!!! IT'S PROBABLY CRAP LEFT THERE BY JORDYN FENEZ! SHE ALWAYS DUMPS HER FECES ALL OVER MY YARD AND NEVER CLEANS IT UP! IT WAS HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
random person: ok damn
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by Guy Fieri's Left Eyebrow August 20, 2017
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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