Definitions by Gunthrix Melatoning

The Brick Meatheads

A collection of names, drawings, and more of the greatest high school football teams to ever grace the world. Names include Coal Wideman, Rogan McClyde, Dick Thingus, Punt Cuntly and John Football.

"I just created a new name for The Brick Meatheads. We're calling it Slandrew Fermentacius."

The Brick Meatheads by Gunthrix Melatoning February 1, 2026