Definitions by Grendel's second cousin in law

Sandal Master 

The son of David Larson, an Olympic swimmer. Sandal Master is always seen wearing sandals, (or chancletas) no matter what occasion. He also cannot be as athletic as his father, due to a golf cart accident long ago.

One does not simply see Sandal Master without sandals.

Sandal Master by Grendel's second cousin in law March 22, 2012