Green Pants, White Shirt's definitions

Pasquale

A word used by engaged women in order to say they got railed by their fiancé's co-workers on his own bed.

I get married on October 9th, but Chris Rutter and I pasqualed last night while he was at work.

by Green Pants, White Shirt September 24, 2021

Rutter Syndrome

The term used to describe the fear and terror of being in a committed relationship with someone to little to no red flags. This condition is the fear of being in a committed relationship as well as the undeniable attraction to someone that has more red flags than China has in their entire country.

Why are you in such a toxic relationship? Do you have Rutter Syndrome?

by Green Pants, White Shirt February 10, 2024