Graham Bridges's definitions

cannock rules

the ten commandments by which a man can live his life without becoming a fanny

until the phaff is wet, its anyones!!

by Graham Bridges December 29, 2003

cannock

The land of opportunity in which a man can aquire most things easy, cheap and skanky.........and where a woman can acquire a child very easily before she reaches the age of sixteen.

Did ya bone er?......yeah man i pummelled like a beast........only sixteen an all.......fanny like a wizards sleeve!!! .........doubled up for a while, couldnt feel fuck all mate.

by Graham Bridges May 8, 2005

trim reaper

a deviant cannock boy that dons a hood and hunts down young women

pass me the jacket lads, im going to stalk the lord

by Graham Bridges May 8, 2005