2 definitions by Gout Slayer

sock statue

After using a sock as a jazz rag, proping said sock up, resembling a statue.

Look behind the entertainment center, next to the sock statue.

by Gout Slayer September 18, 2017

.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.

Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.

by Gout Slayer March 10, 2016